i want my post titles to be like fall out boy’s song titles, long and scrolly

Is it obvious that I’ve been listening to Fall Out Boy?

Is it me or are their song titles ridiculous but fun at the same time?

 

If you were to visit me this morning, you would have seen a disheveled me. 

Bed head, mismatching p.j.’s on, no make-up, and my mascara definitely rubbed off and found refuge just under my eyes. 

Cute huh?

Well, as you know my life is very perfect. 

NOT.

If you were to visit me right now, I probably wouldn’t let you in. 

I would pretend I wasn’t home because, well, it’s 9 o’clock. 

It’s not because I don’t like you.

If you were to have visited me yesterday afternoon you would have seen Brand and I figuring out our itunes stuff. 

I would have let you in, only to warn you that the computer area exploded.

I’ve had songs that I’ve needed to authorize for such a long time, but the whole thing was such a process. 

It went like this

Deauthorize, wait… you forgot the password that you haven’t used in 5 years? 

How could you!?

an hour later 

On the phone with apple, get transfered 3 times, 

I finally figure out where the forgot password button is

reset everything and figure it out, hang up on apple because they take too long.

I guess it was worth it since I have over 200 songs that I haven’t been able to listen to in forever! 

If you were to have visited me yesterday after the apple problem you would have smelt cookies!

I’d tell you that I tried this new recipe, 

(I’ll have it on the blog tomorrow)

and the cookies taste the best after they’ve been in the fridge. 

I would let you try one, I’d insist you drink milk with it, it’s even better that way. 

If you were to visit me this afternoon I wouldn’t have been home. 

I took the kids I nanny to see the temple, to hike the mountain and to play at the park. 

Obviously I’m up for nanny of the year award. 

We had a good time today. 

It’s days like these where I wish I had my own kids to take on outings and enjoy.

If you were to have visited us after we got home you would have seen three tired kiddos. 

But, that only means it was a good day.